ﺗﻌﻠﻤﺖ ﻣﻦ ﺃﻓﻼ‌ﻡ ﺍﻟﺮﻋﺐ
ﺍﻟﺴﻴﺎﺭﻩ ﻣﺎﺗﺸﺘﻐﻞ ﺍﺫﺍ ﺟﺖ
ﺍﻷ‌ﻭﻗﺎﺕ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﺗﺨﻮﻑ :| !

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ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﮧَ ﻩُ ˛ :O=D</3

ﻟﻠﺘﺨﻠﺺ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻨﻤﻞ

ﺍﺧﻠﻂ ﻗﻄﻊ ﺭﺧﺎﻡ ﺻﻐﻴﺮﻩ ﻣﻊ ﻓﻠﻔﻞ ﺍﺳﻮﺩ ﻭﺳﻜﺮ ﻳﺄﺗﻲ ﺍﻟﻨﻤﻞ ﻟﻴﺄﻛﻞ ﺍﻟﺴﻜﺮ ﻓﻴﻌﻄﺲ ﻣﻦ ﺭﺍﺋﺤﺔ ﺍﻟﻔﻠﻔﻞ ﻓﻴﺮﺗﻄﻢ ﺭﺃﺳﻪ ﺑﺎﻟﺮﺧﺎﻡ ﻓﻴﻤﻮﺕ :|

ﻣﺨﺨﺪﺍﺍﺭﺕ ﻡَ ﻓ̵ﻳﮪ̵̵̵ﭑ ﻛﻼ‌ﻡ =D</3
ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﮧ =))

ﻣﺎﺍﻓﻲ ﺍﻗﻮﻯ ﻣﻦ ﻋﻀّﮧ ﺍﻟﺒﺰﺭ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﺗﻮﮬ
ﺗﻄﻠﻊ ﻟﮧ ﺍﺍﺳﻨﺎﻥ :|</3!
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^ﺩﺑﺎﺍﺳﮧ ﻣﻮ ﻋﻀّﮧ :]xx:|=)):'(</3 *
ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﮧَ ﻫُ˛:'(=))!

ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ ﺑﺎﻟﺼﻴﻔﻴﺔ ﻣﻨﻘﺴﻤﻴﻦ ﻟﻔﺮﻳﻘﻴﻦ !

* ﻓﺮﻳﻖ ﻳﺘﺠﻮﺯ ♥
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* ﻓﺮﻳﻖ ﻳﺴﺎﻓﺮ ~
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*ﻭ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﻗﻲ ﺟﻤﻬﻮﺭ ﻣﺜﻠﻲ ..@:
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ﺗﺤﻴّﺔ ﻟﻠﺠﻤﺎﻫﻴﺮ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﻳﻘﺔ XD

~✿ ~✿ ~✿ ~✿

ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺑﻲ ﺇﺫﺍ ﺧﺒﻰ ﺷﻲ ﺑﺎﻟﺜﻼ‌ﺟﺔ
ﻳﺴﻜﺮﻫﺎ ﻭ ﻳﺎﺧﺬ ﺧﻄﻮﺗﻴﻦ ﻟﻮﺭﺍ ﻭﻳﻔﺘﺤﻬﺎ ﻣﺮﺓ ﺛﺎﻧﻴﺔ
ﻭﻳﻌﻤﻞ ﺣﺎﻟﻪ ﻣﺎﻳﻌﺮﻑ ﻋﺸﺎﺍِﻥ ﻳﺸﻮﻑ ﺑﺘﺒﻴﻦ ﻭﻻ‌ ﻻ‌
ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻪ xD !!

ﺗﺬﻛﺮﻭﻥ ﺁﻟﺸﺂﻳﺐ ٱﻟﻟﻲ ﺏَ ﺑﺂﺏ ٱﻟﺣﺂﺭﻩ
ٱﻟﻟﻲ ﯾﻘﻮﻝ ﺁﺭﺭﺭﺭﺭﺭﺭﺑﯾﺖ =)):s

ﺁﻧﺸّﻬﺪ ﺃﻧﻪ ﻣﺂﻛﺬﺏ
ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﮧ =))</3

± , .. ﻗﻤﺔ ﺍﻻ‌ﺣﺮﺍﺝ :| !!

ﻳُﻮﻡ ﺗﻜﻮﻧﻴﻦ ﻓﻲ ﺑﻴﺖ ﻧﺎﺱ ﻭﻳﺠﻴﻚ ﻭﻟﺪﻫﻢ ﺍﻟﺼﻐﻴﺮ ﻭﻳﺮﻓﺴﻚ :| !

ﻭﻳﻘﻮﻟﻚ ﻟﻴﺶ ﺟﺎﻳﻬﻪ ﺑﻴﺘﻨﺎ <> ؟

^ ﺣﺴﺒُﻨﺎ ﺂﻟﻟﮪ ﻭﻧﻌﻢَ ﺍﻟﻮَﻛﻴﻞ

^ ﺍﻟﻤُﺸﻜﻠﻪ ﺍﻧﻪ ﻓﻲّ ﺍﺭﺿَﻪ ﻭﺑﻴﻦ ﺟﻤﻬُﻮﺭﻩ
^ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﮧَ ﻩٌ :O=))

ﻏﺮﻳﺒﻪ ﻫﻲ ﺳﺠﻮﻥ ﻣﺼﺮ

ﺩﺧﻠﻬﺎ ﻳﻮﺳﻒ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﺍﻟﺴﻼ‌ﻡ ﻓﺨﺮﺝ ﻣﻨﻬﺎ ﻣﻠﻜﺎ
ﺩﺧﻠﻬﺎ ﻣﺮﺳﻲ ﻓﺨﺮﺝ ﻣﻨﻬﺎ ﺭﺋﻴﺴﺎ

ﺃﻟﻮﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭ ﺳﺠﻮﻥ ﻣﺼﺮ ﺗﻌﺎﻟﻲ ﺧﺬﻳﻨﻲ ﻳﻤﻘﻦ ﺃﻃﻠﻊ ﻭﺯﻳﺮ

ﮬﮭﮭﮭﮭﮭﮭﮭﮭﮭﮭﮭﮭﮭﮫﺁﻱ

ﻣﻦ ﻳﻮﻡ ﺗﻄﻠﻊ ﺑﺎﻻ‌ﺻﻨﺼﻴﺮ ﻟﻮﺣﺪﻙ ﺑﻤﺠﺮﺩ ﻣﺎ ﻳﺘﻘﻔﻞ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺏ ﺗﺒﺪﺃ ﺭﻗﺺ ﻭﺍﺳﺘﻬﺒﺎﻝ ﻭﺗﻌﻔﺲ ﻭﺟﻬﻚ ﻗﺪﺍﻡ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺍﻳﺎ ﻭ ﻗﺒﻞ ﻣﺎﻳﻨﻔﺘﺢ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺏ ﺗﺮﺟﻊ ﻟﺤﺎﻟﺘﻚ ﺍﻟﻄﺒﻴﻌﻴﻪ
ﻭﻻ‌ ﻛﺎﻧﻚ ﺳﻮﻳﺖ ﺷﻲﺀ:|

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ﻧﻔﻔﻔﻔﻔﻔﻔﺴﻴﺂﺕ =))=D</3
ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ=)):OX_X</3