نادي الهلال السعودي - شبكة الزعيم - الموقع الرسمي - رسالة غريبة في إيميلي من واحد نصاب

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

حياكم الله يا زعماء نصف الأرض

اليوم فتحت إيميلي لقيت فيه رسالة غريبة من شخص يدعي إنه مدير بنك في بوركينا فاسو اسمه abdul Ahmed عمركم سمعتوا عن واحد اسمه عبدالأحمد شكله أمريكي ولا أوروبي ولا يعرف معناها بس من أول ما شفت الرسالة عرفت إنه نصاب

في الحقيقة نفس الرسالة جت لأخوي قبل فترة وقام أخوي وسوى بحث بالإنترنت باسم البنك و حصل مدير البنك اسمه غير ( مو عبدالأحمد :p )

أترككم مع الرسالة

FROM THE DESK OF MR. abdul AHMED
THE BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.
BANK OF AFRICA (BOA) ANNEX.
OUAGA-BURKINA FASO.

I am abdul Ahmed the manager in charge of auditing and accounting unit foreign remittance department of bank of africa (BOA)ouaga-burkina faso in west Africa.

With due respect and regards I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction ,During our investigation and auditing in
the bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person, a foriegner who died in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant in his account with the bank
without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before my discovery to this development,Although personally, I kept this information secrete within myself and to
enable the whole plans and idea be profitable and uccessful during the time of execution.

The amount involved is (us$9,210.000.00) (Nine Million Two Hundred And Ten Thousand United State Dollars ). Meanwhile, all the whole arrangement and directives needed to put claim over this fund as the next of kin to the deceased, Upon your acceptance all the information will be forward to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist me and also benefit your self to
this great business opportunity,In fact, I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country as a civil servant,we are not allowed to operate a foriegn account and would
eventually raise an eye brow on my side during the time of transfer because I work in this bank, this is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow who will forward claims as the next
of kin with affidavit of trust of Oath to the bank and also present a foriegn account where you will need the said fund to be transferred into, after due verification and clarification to designated bank account,I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free, On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 40% of the total sum as ratification, while 10% will be set aside to take care of expenses that may arise during the time of transfer such as telephone bills
etc,While 50% will be for me.

Please you have been adviced to keep top secret as I am still in service and intend to retire from service after I conclude this deal with you, I will be monitoring the whole situation here in the bank
until you confirm the money in your account and ask me to come down there for subsequent shearing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further investment,either in your country or any other country you may advice me to invest in.

All other necessary information will be sent to you when I hear from you, I suggest you get back to me as soon as possible, stating your wish in this deal.

Yours Sincerely
Mr abdul Ahmed

هذا إللي قدرت أفهمه : أنا عبدالأحمد:D مدير بنك في بوركينا فاسو قررت أن أشترك معك في صفقة ستكون مربحة لي ولك . البنك لديه مبلغ ضخم تابع لأحد الأجانب والذي مات في تحطم طائرة << ما سمعنا عنها :D
وهذا المبلغ لا يعلم عنه أحد سواء من أهل الميت أو أقاربه وأنا قررت أن أجعله سر << ليش تقولي طيب :D

البلغ هو تسع ملاين و مئتين و عشر ألاف دولار أمريكي. في الحقيقة كنت أستطيع أن أقوم بهذه الصفقة العظيمة لوحدي لكن بسبب موقعي في هذه الدولة كخادم مدني لا أستطيع أن أشغل حساب أجنبي<< لا تعليق :D

أنا أنصحك أن تحفظ هذا الأمر سراً كما أنني سأتقاعد بعد هذه الصفقة
جميع المعلومات المهمة سترسل لك بعد أن ترد علي

السيد عبدالأحمد :D

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