ﻣﺤﺸﺶ ﺭﺍﺡ ﻟﻠﺒﻘﺎﻟﺔ ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﺼﺎﺣﺒﻬﺎ ﻋﻨﺪﻙ ﺳﻜﺮ؟ ﻗﺎﻝ ﺭﺍﻋﻲ ﺍﻟﺒﻘﺎﻟﺔ:ﺍﻱ ﻗﺎﻟﻪ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﺸﺶ:ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻳﺸﻔﻴﻚ

ﺑﺒﺴﻲ ﻛﻮﻵ .. ﺳﻔﻦ ﺁﺏ
ﺁﺧﺘﻚ ﺣﻮﻻ‌ ﻣﺂ ﺗﻨﺤﺐ :|

^ ﺭﺁﺏ ﺍﻟﻄﻴﺒﻴﻦ :)
ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﮩﮧُ ﺓ :'(=)) !

ﻟﻮ ﺗﺪﺧﻞ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺭﺍﻋﻲ ﻣﺤﻞ ﻣﺼﺮﻱ .. ﺗﻘﻮﻟﻪ ﻋﻨﺪﻙ ﺗﻠﺘﻠﻨﺨﺒﺎﺑﺎﻗﺨﻔﻢ ؟ ..ﻳﻘﻮﻟﻚ ﺁﺁﻩ ﻛﺎﻥ ﻣﻮﻗﻮﺩ ﺑﺲ ﺧِﻠﺺ =))

ﻭﺁﺣﺪ ﺑﺘﻮﻳﺘﺮ ﻳﻘﻮﻝ :
ﺟﺪﺗﻲ ﺍﺫﺍ ﻋّﻄﺴﺖ ﻭﻗﺎﻟﺖ : ﺍﻟﺤﻤﺪ ﻟﻠﻪ ،
ﻭﻣﺎ ﺍﺣﺪ ﺭﺩ ﻋﻠﻴﻬﺎ ﻗﺎﻟﺖ :
( ﻳﺮﺣﻤﺘﺲ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻳﺎﺭﻭﺣﻲ ﻋﻨﺪﺗﺲ ﺣﻤﻴﺮﻥ ﻣﺎﺗﻮﺣﻲ )

ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻩ=))

ﺍﻟﻔﺮﻕ ﺑﻴﻦ ﺃﻛﻞ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ ﻭ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺃﺓ

ﺗﺴﺘﻐﺮﻕ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺃﺓ ﻧﺤﻮ 30 ﺛﺎﻧﻴﺔ
ﻟﺒﻠﻊ ﺍﻟﻄﻌﺎﻡ ، :$ ;;)

ﺑﻴﻨﻤﺎ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ
ﻏﻤّﺾ ﻋﻴﻦ X_Xﻓﺘّﺢ ﻋﻴﻦ :O
ﻧﺺ ﺍﻟﺪﺟﺎﺟﺔ ﻭﻳﻦ ! :| </3
ﮬ̲ﮬ̲ﮬ̲ﮬ̲ﮬ̲ﮬ̲ﮬ̲ﮬ̲ﮬ̲ﮬ̲ﮬ̲ﮬ̲ﮬ̲ﮬ̲ﮬ̲ﮬ̲ﮬ̲ﮬ̲ﮦ=

ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻨﻮﺭﺱ ﻟﻠﻀﻔﺪﻉ : ﺃﻧﺎ ﺃﺳﺘﻄﻴﻊ ﺍﻟﻄﻴﺮﺍﻥ ﻭﺍﻟﺬﻫﺎﺏ ﺍﻟﻰ ﺃﻱ ﻣﻜﺎﻥ ﻭﺃﻧﺖ ﻻ‌ﺗﺴﺘﻄﻴﻊ .
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻀﻔﺪﻉ : ﻃﻴﺐ ﻭﺍﻟﻤﻄﻠﻮﺏ ﻭﺷﻮ ؟؟

#ﻓﺬﻫﺐ ﺍﻟﻨﻮﺭﺱ ﻣﺘﻔﺸﻞ ﻃﺎﻳﺢ ﻭﺟﻬﻪ =))"

... ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ:|=D=D</3

^ ﻣﻦ ﺁﻛﺴﺢ ﻣﺎ ﻗﺮﺁﺕ :) </3

ﺃﻗﻮﻯ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻄﻔﻮﻟﮫَ .. ...

ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﭔﻌﺮﻑ ﻳﺮﺑﻂ ﻟﻨﺎ ﺍﻟﺒﻠﻮﻧﺎﺕ
ﻫﺬﺍ ﻟﺤﺪ ﻳﻜﻠﻤﮫَ B)
ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﮧ =))</3 !

ﻟﻦ ﺁﻛﻞ ﺑﺘﺎﺗﺎً ! >:/
ﺑﻞ ﺳﺄﻛﻞ ﺗﻤﺎﺗﺎً ﻭ ﺧﻴﺎﺭﺍً :)

ﺃﺻﻼ‌ ﺃﻧﺘﻮ ﻣﻠﻞ ﻣﺎ ﻋﻨﺪﻛﻢ ﺭﻭﺡ ﺍﻟﻔﻜﺎﻫﺔ :|</3'
ﻭﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺣﻠﻮﻫﺔ ﻣﺎﻟﻪ ﺩﺍﻋﻲ ايقاﻑ العضوية تﺮﻯ ! </3

ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ

ﺭﺩّﺩﻭﺍ ﺃﺫﻛﺎﺭﻛﻢ ..
ﮔﻲ ﺗﮕﻮﻧﻮﺍ ﺑﺨﻴﺮ :) ~» (
ﻓﻠٱ ﺧﻴﺮ ، ۆ ﻟٱ ﻫﻨﺎﺀ ﺇﻟٱﺑﻘﺮﺑﮧ ،
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ﻱَ ﺭﺑﻲ ♥
ﻓﻲّ ﻫﺬﺁ ٱﻟﻴﻮﻡ ﺃﻓﺘﺢ ﻟﻨﺂ ٱﻟﺨﻴّﺮ
. . ﻓﻲ ﮔﻞ ٱﻷ‌ﻣﻮﺭٌ
ﻑ ﻧﺤﻦ ﻟٱﺣﻮﻝ ﻟﻨﺂ ۆﻠٱﻗﻮﺓ
. . ﻣﻦ ﺩﻭﻧﮓ ♡♡